Phil "Third String" McLean seized the reins of power... 9/28/06
Your humble scrivener’s computer has decided to use the  loud and aggressive font you see before you.  Having no notion how to  override this initiative, I shall attempt to adopt the literary equivalent of  this printing device.  Where the hell was 
On a calmer and more discreet level, Phil, “Third  String” McLean seized the reins of power, hammered the bell, led the Pledge, and  called on an unsuspecting John Kerchoff to ask the blessing, which John did with  great aplomb. Also, great apeach.  For the second or third consecutive  week, in the absence of Ad, there was a general lack of purpose and commitment  as the hesitant membership approached the buffet table.  Finally, Sandy  Malloy and our Bolivian Rotaract guest Claudia Valera made an oblique approach  and, finding no resistance, led our timid band through the  line.
In 
After being introduced as 
Phil, who is as inventive as he is lovely, in the  absence of our scheduled speaker [when your scheduled speaker who doesn’t show  is a guy who disarms and removes mines, it’s not a good thing], called on the  geriatric set for tales, real and imagined, of New Canaan Rotary in the old  days.  Speakers included Mike Hobbs, Joe Rucci, Pete Santella, John  Kerchoff, Skip Sisson, Leo 111, Scott Cluett and the ever loqacious Frank  Bernardo.  By the time these old fools had run their mouths a number of the  newer members were heard questioning why they had ever considered membership in  such a disreputable organization.  The answer is to improve it!  We  should try this again in 47 years.
Rodney Dangerfield
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