New Canaan Rotary Club Bulletin                                                     December 4, 2008

 

President David, who at first looked quite ill, but on closer inspection turned out simply to be wearing an odd tie, rang the bell at 12:15 sharp, led the Pledge and then called on Chaplain Adolph to ask the blessing.  The combination of a large group in the food room and Ad’s tendency to mumble rendered most of the prayer incomprehensible to most of the members.  Nonetheless, everyone did his/her best to appear grateful for the food and fellowship after a week off for Thanksgiving

 

In the leadup to the meeting President John Adams was overheard explaining that he had founded the Marine Corps, and later the Marine Corps Band, on the premise that one soldier on a ship was worth ten soldiers on land.  To which Pete Santella responded, “Hooah!”

 

A large group of Rotarians enjoyed the fine repast prepared by our new hosts in the festively decorated Roger.  It felt good to be in a full room.

 

David announced a Board meeting at his office today at 4:00.  While all are welcome, Board attendance is mandatory.  No refreshments will be served.

 

The President then reminded one and all that the annual Christmas Party will commence at Hazel Hobbs’ house at 255 Main Street at 6:30 tomorrow, Friday the fifth of December.  The complex and easily misunderstood formula for the potluck is that those whose surnames [Steve] begin with the letters A-K are to bring hot dishes and those from L-Z Are to bring cold.  In response to questions from the rookie members concerning what sort of dish was envisioned in each category, David said something simple like beef Wellington or Baked Alaska.  The police would like all parking to be on the west side of Main Street.  For those of you who are directionally challenged, that is the side of the street that Roy Riggio lives on [also Hazel Hobbs].

 

Sgt-at-Arms standin Steve Risbridger had nuthin’.  Joe Rucci unfortunately tried to spice up his routine by querying Amy, who had contributed a sad dollar in memory of her recently departed and much beloved dog, whether or not she had considered having it stuffed.  Good old Mr. Sensitvity.

 

Program Chairman Ken Campbell then rose and covered Sandy Malloy’s escape before introducing NCHS School Resource Officer [SRO] John Milligan.  Officer Milligan, a nine year veteran of the NCPD, is treated like a faculty member at the 1,300 student high school.  He deals with internal and external issues including alcohol, drugs, domestic violence and electronic stalking.  He reported that his presence has had a positive effect on the mutual respect and appreciation of the students and police.  Except for some totally inappropriate comments from someone claiming to be Leo Karl, the program was well received.

 

J. Edgar