As Pogo would say, “Friday the thirteenth came on a Thursday this month.” Perhaps it was Pogo masquerading as President Bill who arrived early, distributed copies of the Club Assembly agenda and commenced the meeting at the appointed hour. It clearly could not have been Bill himself! He then called on Ad who invoked the blessing of the Almighty on our humble band and then had everyone straining to hear the inevitable post script as his voice trailed off to almost nothing. Your scrivener was able only to determine that it was another bogus quote from the Bard, but not the content. Perhaps, just as well.
Bringing further doubt as to the true identity of the person who looked like Bill, our leader rose at 12:47 [the approved moment] to ask for the introduction of visiting Rotarians and/or guests. There being only one, the hirsute Paul Burnham from
President Bill then explained that he did not like to be rushed and had, therefore, not revealed the names of any of the officers or directors for the 2009-2010 Rotary year. Having become comfortable in his role as supreme leader, now, he opined was the time. Scott Hobbs is the president-elect, Jim Kreitler the treasurer, Marty Skrelunas the secretary, Roy Riggio membership, Sandy Parks NC Rotary Foundation, Caroline Clark public relations, Ben Bilus Rotary International Foundation, Ken Campbell programs, Andy Kerchoff webmaster, Phil McLain literacy chair, Fred Baker service projects, floating directors [whatever that means] Ron Balzano and Rob Avery, and, most importantly, bulletin editors Hobbs, Sisson, Robinson and the gracefully aging President John Adams. Quite a cast of characters!
Treasurer Jim gave the treasurer’s report and entertained no questions, suggesting instead that they be aimed directly at the SEC. The upshot is that we all need to pay our dues promptly.
Scott then led a discussion regarding the upcoming 2009 edition of the Lobsterfest. We are still trying to enlist non-profit [intentionally, not like Tomaselli Associates] partners to aid in the sale of tickets for the modest bribe of $10 per . Long tall Steve volunteered to attract 6-8 sponsors who will be recognized on tray liners at the event. For a larger fee additional sponsors will be recognized in press releases and, perhaps, signage at the venue. Everyone was reminded to, “Sell, sell, sell.” In addition Scott reminded the membership that a single shift by each member will not get it done. We need multiple shifts from everyone and at least one of those will need to be Friday and/or Saturday evening.
President Pogo [or whoever he was] then initiated a discussion of alternatives for a second fundraiser which led to John Engel and Ron Balzano volunteering to investigate the possibility of a reasonably priced golf tournament and raffle. They will determine a time, place and price and report back.
Bill mentioned a couple of important dates: September 14 meeting re membership in
Guy Lafleur
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